Sarah Palin, Miss Congenital Defect

There can only be one explanation why Sarah Palin resigned as governor today, on a Friday-the traditional day politicians use to hide bad news: She’s about to be indicted on some pretty serious charges, including, I believe, fraud and embezzlement.

Nothing else could possibly explain the rambling, bizarre resignation speech she gave a few hours ago. Well, one thing might explain it: she’s become possessed by Michael Jackson’s demons. 

If that’s the case, I predict her next official act as Governor before she resigns will be to dangle Trig over a balcony railing, refer to her husband as ‘Bubbles’, and jump the Elephant Man’s bones.

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