The Palins’ Secret to a Successful Marriage: Todd is Deaf.

However, I predict that soon, advances in medicine will do Todd a disservice to both his marriage and his sanity: Doctors will cure his deafness and he’ll hear Sarah Palin’s voice for the first time.

 

As a result, Todd Palin will choose the only course that any man in his position would take: to get away, anywhere, even if it meant entering a snowmobile race in the middle of a blizzard using hungry, pissed-off Polar Bears as sled dogs. 

 

I mean, if the novel ‘Dune’ were a history book instead of a science fiction novel, the Bene Gesserit’s training in use of the ‘Voice‘ would have begun with the current Governor of Alaska.

 

I don’t believe for a moment that ‘global warming’ is causing icebergs to snap in half; No, no, no, it’s Sarah Palin screaming, “TOOOOODD!! DID YOU TAKE OUT THE TRASH YET?!”

 

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2 responses to “The Palins’ Secret to a Successful Marriage: Todd is Deaf.

  1. Expatrexasasskisser

    you stupid cause you against Bush. Ha! Got you!

  2. Lol!

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