McCain Challenges Obama to an Actual Duel.

As Obama and McCain duel over the economy with words, a heated McCain / Palin rally led to the following pronouncement:

“My friends,” McCain (of course) said, “I have decided to go old school on Obama’s you-know-what!”

The crowd of 20 people, mostly illegal aliens trucked in from the closest Home Depot, roared with approval. “Obama si est terrorista!” they shouted, and by doing so collected an extra 50 cents each because that was all the McCain campaign could raise that morning—due mostly to Sarah Palin’s refusal to continue to flash truckers at the local ‘Rest Stop’ once her children and Todd Palin arrived.

“Mi Amigos,” McCain continued on, on advice from Joe Lieberman who was standing by as usual, “Obama-o is-o no-o correct-o for-o Am-a-rika.”

To reporters, McCain said this: “My fellow prsioners, I challenge Senator Obama to a duel to defend not my honor, but the honor of my fair lady… … ah, … Julie Andrews…”

…Joe Lieberman again stepped forward and whispered something into McCain’s ear, tempted as always to stick his tongue in it.

McCain sighed heavily. “Of course, I mean, Sarah Palin – to defend her honor, which is evaporating even as we speak.”

Joe winced, and then applauded along with the crowd who were given another quarter from his own pocket to do so.

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One response to “McCain Challenges Obama to an Actual Duel.

  1. Here’s McCain and Obama dueling on the arts:
    http://www.artsology.com/obama_mccain.php

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