Woman at McCain Campaign: “Obama is a Muslin”

Mildred Fruitloops, recently released for a 3-hour tour from the Kentucky Hospital for People Who Are Against Government Heathcare But Live Off Medicare, told John McCain at his rally today that Senator Barack Obama is a “Muslin”.

McCain, who forgot to avoid the people his campaign wheeled into the front row on hand-trucks and wearing hockey masks so they couldn’t bite anyone within neck reach, corrected the woman: “No, no,no,” McCain told her, “He’s not a ‘muslin’. A muslin is a type of cloth, you stupid bitch…” (OK, he didn’t say that last part – that was me talking to her through the TV).

In truth, McCain showed his quality today. He is honorable. He defended Obama as a decent man. That act alone may sway some voters his way, while simultaneously causing the near-mutants at his rallies calling for Obama’s death to sulk, and then go home to masturbate to the History Channel’s documentaries of Hitler.

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