Message to Palin: Fame Wants its 15 Minutes Back.

Hi Sarah, this is Fame again. I’ve been calling for weeks and you haven’t gotten back to me. Yeeeah, I’m going to need you to give me back those 15 minutes I gave you, yeah, you see, it’s just not working out – our agreement was for 15 minutes, not 15 days, mmmmmK? Being Mayor of Podunk, Alaska, or even Governor of Alaska, is enough to qualify for maybe 7 and a half minutes of Fame, spread out over several years, but nothing over 15 minutes. Running for VP was a nice try, but it’s pretty clear right now that ain’t gonna happen—so unless you start speaking in tongues and wielding an ax at your next rally—it’s over, babe—done, finished.

 

Bottom line here? I need that 15 minutes back pronto – I gotta guy at a State Fair eating contest who chowed down 87 hot dogs in an hour while singing the National Anthem, and he was born without a forehead. It’s really something to see, and already people in McCain’s campaign are telling McCain to replace you with him. It’s all about the “wow” factor with John—don’t take it personally.

 

-Fame

 

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6 responses to “Message to Palin: Fame Wants its 15 Minutes Back.

  1. Dear Fame:

    I suggest that you go to the following website and download free software that will help you with you crush on Ms. Sarah. It’s called http://www.getalife.com. It’s a seven step system that will help you get over this obsession and move on with you life and make you a happier more secure person who doesn’t fill the need to insult others because of your own insecurities.

  2. bushgirlsgonewild

    Fame says he has no insecurities – not since divesting himself of all internet betting on McCain’s campaign winning the White House.

  3. Not about who wins or loses, but how the game is played. All of your post are mean spirited, so obviously there are some issues there, White House or not.

  4. bushgirlsgonewild

    Yes, I’m a real Blue Meanie (look it up, starting with ‘Beatles’ and ‘Submarine’).

  5. Have more important things than your issues to look up.

  6. Do you miss her yet? Ha Ha.

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