Doctor: McCain Experiencing Flashbacks Whenever Palin Speaks.

 

 

Doctors are keeping a close watch on McCain since he referred to Americans as his “fellow prisoners” during a speech given at a campaign rally yesterday morning.

 

Another incident raised some eyebrows last night. According to the manager of the Japanese Teppanyaki Grill in Philadelphia, while McCain had dinner with Sarah Palin and her children, the Senator from Arizona began sweating profusely and mumbling to himself. When the teppan chef at their table, Hiro Matsumoto, leaned over and asked McCain if he was feeling alright, McCain grabbed a fist-full of Matsumoto’s shirt and slammed his face into the pineapple and egg fried rice he was preparing. As Sarah Palin and her children began to scream, McCain leap to his feet, scrambled over the grill and began choking Matsumoto, cursing him and calling him “Colonel Tran Bo Vu”.

 

It took several Secret Service Agents and restaurant employees to pull McCain loose from the man. After a few sedatives, McCain calmed down but began asking aides to “call President Nixon and request permission to engage the enemy”.

 

McCain seemed to have a cooler hand at the till this morning, but did refer to one of the Secret Service personnel guarding him as “Agent Orange”.

 

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