McCain Does It Again – Names ‘Miss Teen South Carolina’ Secretary of Treasury.

After this evening’s debate, John McCain announced that Caitlin Upton, the Miss South Carolina Teen USA contestant who thrilled Americans with her geographical acumen in 2007, will be his Secretary of the Treasury should he win the election (which isn’t going to happen).

 

“My friends, Caitlin Upton has a great asset, ah, in her ability to respond to questions under pressure, and I think she’ll get the housing prices under control,” McCain waxed.

 

Caitlin was to appear with the Senator after this evening’s debate but became lost while driving to the event.

 

It is reported that she called McCain aides and told them she thinks she is in “South Africa and the like, such as”.

 

 

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