Palin Claims Obama Father of Bristol’s Baby!

“And now we’ll have to name the baby ‘Hussein’, damn it! We were going to name the baby ‘White Glory’ or ‘Pale Messiah’,” Palin told a crowd of supporters eager to be race-baited and already carrying torches.

The McCain / Palin campaign has gone increasingly negative in the remaining weeks before the election. Tomorrow, Palin is scheduled to appear before a Klan rally in eastern Tennessee to proclaim that Obama’s wife, Michele, is a witch and through a magic spell forced John McCain to crap his pants during a pancake breakfast in Des Moines, Iowa this morning.

Cindy McCain admitted that her husband has “made a few unscheduled pit-stops” during their marriage, but “never during a pancake breakfast, so it must be the work of Obama voodoo,” she concluded.

 

 

 

 

 

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2 responses to “Palin Claims Obama Father of Bristol’s Baby!

  1. You write this trash and say McCain has gone negative???? You fu***ing COWARD!!! Picking on unborn children.

  2. bushgirlsgonewild

    Bwhahhahahahaha! That’s the funniest thing I ever – wait…you’re serious?

    Yes, I “pick on unborn children”. I kick their little fetus prehensile tail whenever possible.

    Get a life.

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