Palin Says “Economy Like a Wounded Moose”; Goes After State Hospital Inmate Vote.

In another desperate, Hail Mary attempt to find someone to vote for them, the McCain campaign sought today to secure the State Hospital inmate vote.

“Since they weren’t technically convicted and sent to prison for the crazy shit they did, we feel they are still eligible to vote and anyone who’s mental status is in serious question is more than qualified to vote for John McCain and Sarah Palin,” a McCain campaign spokesperson said today.

So, they let Palin give a speech on the economy before a crowd of restrained inmates at the Arizona State Hospital for the Insane.

“Our economy is hurting like a wounded moose what just took a butt load of buckshot,” Palin told a the group. “Now our economy needs to be field-dressed, stripped of it’s fancy fur, it’s liver removed, and it’s heart ripped from it’s chest and eaten before it stops beating.

If after all that, it’s still alive, why then the Maverick’ll sneak up behind it and finish it off with some piano wire, and start gnawing on it’s skull.”

Polls taken of State Hospital inmates immediately after her statements showed her favorability rating among that demongrahic group rose to 90%.

Other things rose as well.

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2 responses to “Palin Says “Economy Like a Wounded Moose”; Goes After State Hospital Inmate Vote.

  1. LOL ..

    Good post as usual.

  2. funny!

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