Palin’s Florida Approval Ratings: Serial Killer Ted Bundy Now More Popular.

 

ST. PETERSBURG, FLORIDA — More people in Florida would now rather go bowling with Ted Bundy, the famous serial killer, than Sarah Palin, CNN polls taken yesterday show.

And that’s in spite of the fact that Bundy is dead.

“Of course, if Bundy were alive, I’d even prefer to have a beer with him than a beer with Sarah Palin – even if she were buying,” a typical Floridian voter told CNN.

This dramatic turn of events also translates to a 7 point lead for the next President of the United States, Barack Obama, over the “Me and the Maverick” team of McCain / Palin.

When asked by a reporter, who was quickly subdued and tackled to the ground by John McCain, what she thought of the latest polls, she said this (before being subdued and tackled to the ground by a McCain campagin spokesperson):

“Well, I’ll tell ya, that there polling data is severely flawed – for one thing, Todd tells me there are many, many Jews living in Florida, and yet the pollsters aren’t excluding Jews from their results. It’s simply mind-boggling. Why include people in your polls who are not permitted to participate in American elections? Even though I can see Russia from my house, that doesn’t mean I can vote in their elections. Think about it.”
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