McCain Campaign: “Sarah Palin Invented the iPhone”!

She did. The first one, just a protoype, a course. Heard she made it using pine needles and spare snowmobile parts and the hind leg of a moose she killed ’cause it was standing in her parking space at the Governor’s mansion. Funny thing is, she brought down an 800 pound bull moose by nagging it to death with nothing but her whiney voice. Ayeah. She just kept telling it, “Ya know, it’s a beautiful day, and here you are. Well? Don’tcha have anything to say for yerself? This isn’t the way we do things around here, no siree. Ya know, I could have you fired even if you don’t have a job – that’s who I am compared to you, Mr. Moose…”

 

That went on for about 45 minutes and finally the moose just slit its wrists. All four of them, a guess.

 

She has that effect, even on animals…

 

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2 responses to “McCain Campaign: “Sarah Palin Invented the iPhone”!

  1. It’s just not true.
    Actually it was me who invented the EarPhone!

  2. bushgirlsgonewild

    Ha! good one…

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