McCain Suspends Friday’s Debate: CUTS ONE and RUNS!

John McCain announced today that he will suspend his campaign and asked that the first presidential debate be postponed, scheduled for Friday in Mississippi, in order to deal with the recent financial crisis. 
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“I am calling on the president to convene a meeting with the leadership from both houses of Congress, including Senator Obama and myself,” McCain said. “It is time for both parties to come together to solve this problem. Also, my butt would like to say something…”
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McCain then cut one and ran.
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Fourteen people were injured in the ensuing stampede for the doors and life-saving oxygen.

 

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