McCain & Palin Now Want Debates Delayed Until After Election.

 

Their campaign offered this explanation:

 

“It is nearly the end of moose-season in Alaska and Governor Palin needs to bag one more big one so that she, her husband Todd, their children, Track, Bristol, Willow, the other daughter – we forget her name, Trig, and Bristol’s child-to-be-named-later, perhaps “Hockey Puck”, can sustain themselves this winter. With the way Bush has left things, we anticipate that there will not only be a great depression by December, but also the Russians will have invaded much of North America. Palin and her clan are stocking up and have begun referring to themselves as “The Wolverines”.

 

Sarah ‘Wolverine’ had this to say: “I am telling you now that by January, gold and young women will be the only currency, and people will have to return to their ancient roles of hunters, gatherers, and Libertarians. Dog and cats will be living together, possibly even marrying each other. Dick Cheney will declare himself ‘Emperor Zod of the Known Universe’ while he and Bush – dressed in a bellhop uniform – wander the wasteland on foot like something out of ‘The Road Warrior’. God Bless Alaska, and good luck.”

 

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2 responses to “McCain & Palin Now Want Debates Delayed Until After Election.

  1. Check out Puckyoupalin.com

    PUCKYOUPALIN.COM was created for and dedicated to all those individuals (including hockey moms)
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  2. bushgirlsgonewild

    Hey, good site.

    I understand Palin’s grandchild will b named ‘Puck’. Now if we can just get the middle name to be Ulysses…

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