Sarah Palin on Torture: Perform Water-Boarding and Forced Baptism at the Same Time.

At a campaign rally this morning, Sarah Palin offered a compromise to the controversy regarding the torture of ‘War on Terror’ detainees. She proposed to add forced baptism to all U.S. DoD water boarding procedures.

 “This way, we will be learning how they plan on attacking us and saving their souls at the same time,” Palin told a cheering crowd of near-mutants. “As we make our country safer, we can also send the souls of terrorists to Heaven and thereby lessen the number of demons who’ll rise up from the depths of hell on the day of Armageddon and walk the Earth and try to eat our children’s brains.”

 

 

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6 responses to “Sarah Palin on Torture: Perform Water-Boarding and Forced Baptism at the Same Time.

  1. waterboarding and baptism! I misunderestimated her god given talent…
    keep it up you’re killing me!

  2. bushgirlsgonewild

    thanks!

  3. “near-mutants” ha ha ha ha! 🙂

    You are comedy gold, my friend.

  4. Rolling on the floor right now. Keep up the work!

  5. This is a serious question as I am gathering a factual data base on this right-winger – supporter of western money loving terrorists – but I only want to make factual statements to prove the truth about this woman. Is this a true statement she made? When and where did she make it? What date? I need statements like this to make a case against the right wing US political system……”This way, we will be learning how they plan on attacking us and saving their souls at the same time,” Palin told a cheering crowd of near-mutants. “As we make our country safer, we can also send the souls of terrorists to Heaven and thereby lessen the number of demons who’ll rise up from the depths of hell on the day of Armageddon and walk the Earth and try to eat our children’s brains.”
    Please be honest as I cannot afford to be unable to prove my points.

    Regards,
    Steve

  6. bushgirlsgonewild

    Steve, get some help.

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