McCain Hospitalized in Serious Condition After Straining Neck Looking Up From Prepared Speech.

Doctors said this evening that John McCain is stable and in good condition for a man nearly 800 years old after he slowly, not suddenly, looked up from a prepared speech during a rally of his campaign staff held (the only ones interested in attending) in one of his 47 homes. The campaign staff were on the clock, so they didn’t mind.

 

Doctors were concerned because this was the first time McCain bothered to look up from a White House prepared speech, ever, and they did not know how his body would react.

 

“When I was a young man,” McCain belted, “we use to carry the women off from the village we conquered. If I am elected President, I will carry off the women of the village of Washington, D.C. without government intervention.”

 

Nurses gave him a shot (in the arm) and lead him astray, in the Republican tradition for America for the past 8 years.

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One response to “McCain Hospitalized in Serious Condition After Straining Neck Looking Up From Prepared Speech.

  1. Thanks, I needed that laugh!

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