3 Months From Now: ‘Sarah Palin’s Pit-bull with Lipstick Collection’ at Wal-Mart

After Obama and Biden have won the election, and before she returns to Artic Circle anonymity, Sarah Palin will be approached by Wal-Mart to develop a fashion and accessories line based on her ‘pit-bull with lipstick’ style.

For example, unlike factory-made shoes in China, a pair of Sarah Palin’s Baby Harp Seal shoes will be hand-made and uniquely crafted—and, for an additional charge—the customer can even fly to Alaska to meet, bond with, and then club the very seal to be used in the making of their shoes. This would take place during the annual Running of the Baby Harp Seals event held each spring in Wasilla.

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