McCain & Palin Plan to Distribute SpongeBob SquarePants Shaped Birth Control Pills to Six-Year-Old Girls.

 
 

Chief of the McCain / Palin campaign operations Steve Schmidt admitted today that both John McCain and Sarah Palin are secretly planning, should they win the election, to force daycare centers across the nation to administer birth control pills to all girls between the ages of 4 to 6 years of age without parental consent.

The pills will be shaped like cartoon characters to minimize the number of forced feeding incidents, Schmidt announced.

“And in case the ‘nice guy’ approach doesn’t work,” said Schmidt, “we have retained the services of Mr. Chuck Norris. When you got some stubborn snot-nosed kid who thinks she’s the ‘queen of the six-year-olds’ and won’t take her medicine, there’s nothing more persuasive than a few roundhouse kicks to the head from Walker, Texas Ranger.”

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3 responses to “McCain & Palin Plan to Distribute SpongeBob SquarePants Shaped Birth Control Pills to Six-Year-Old Girls.

  1. Love your sense of humor!

  2. bushgirlsgonewild

    Thank you. God bless.

  3. LOL. It’s first on google for above search. I love the internet

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