Real Porn: Sarah, Are You Ready to Be VP? “Oh, Heck Yaa, You Betcha!”

 

The soon-to-be taped and heavily edited and even more “fixed in post” first interview with Sarah Palin will go something like this:

 

Charles Gibson: “Sarah, what will you do as vice presdient?”

 

(…Take 37…)

 

“If I am elected vice president of the United States, I would promote world peace and top coat sealant for every car in America, ’cause that road salt, boy, if you don’t have that top coat, that’ll getcha. I also would work to end poverty, you betcha, by jailing all the poor people of the world (spreading her arms out), and feed the starving children in Africa and those kids over there in White Bear Lake what are on the welfare and too ignorant and lazy to get off their little hinies and find a job.”

 

Proud day, America.

 

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2 responses to “Real Porn: Sarah, Are You Ready to Be VP? “Oh, Heck Yaa, You Betcha!”

  1. This is retarded….please keep it up, the more crap like this, the more votes for Sarah and John.

  2. bushgirlsgonewild

    So now it’s Sarah and John, not John and Sarah… keep checking in, I’m going to keep it up, you betcha!

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