Matt Damon & Sarah Palin: He Must Have Read My Blog!

What Matt said a few hours ago: 

“It’s like a really bad Disney movie, “The Hockey Mom.’ Oh, I’m just a hockey mom from Alaska, and she’s president,” said Damon. “She’s facing down Vladimir Putin and using the folksy stuff she learned at the hockey rink. It’s absurd.”

A few days ago, I said the same thing, but with the ‘Russian Ambassador’:

Tina Fey to Star in “Sarah Goes to Washington”

   

September 6, 2008

Tina Fey will play Sarah Palin in the title role as an ordinary woman from Alaska (who hunts moose with an ice hockey stick) with a husband and five children (and they need a big dog too!) who must assume the role of President of the United States because John McCain (played by William Hickey, who starred in Prizzi’s Honor…I know he’s dead, that’s the point) has Alzheimer’s and keeps thinking the dog’s droppings are cookies! 

Here’s a scene from the movie: Sarah’s five kids are running around the White House with the big dog sliding past a painting of Abraham Lincoln while she’s on the phone with the Russian Ambassador because the Russians accidentally fired missiles that are headed for Oshkosh, Wisconsin!

Funny!

Tina Fey (in Sarah’s Fargo-ish accent) on the Pink Phone with the Russian Ambassador (which used to be the ‘Red Phone’ to Moscow until she painted it ‘pink’ to “to simmer things down”!)…

Tina: “Ohmygosh, missiles headed for Oshkosh!?

Russian Ambassador: “Very big missiles, yes, that’s right, Mr., err, Mrs., ah, President?”

Tina: “Oh hell, Mr. Russian Ambassador, anyone who fires his big missiles at me might as well call me Sarah. And buy me dinner afterward.”

…She covers the Pink Phone’s receiver with her hand and looks at Will Ferrell, her new Vice President, who’s recently lost his sense of taste in a skin-diving accident…

Tina:“You know I’ve never been out of Alaska — where the hell is Oshkosh? — France, I hope…”

Will Ferrell: “No, Wisconsin. In Winnebago County.”

Tina Fey: “Uh oh, there goes the RV vote…”

 

UNFORTUNATELY, life is not simply a movie. It’s real, and with that reality is the ‘harsh’ to our collective buzz that if McCain is elected, he has about a 30 percent chance of not living another 4 years, therefore leaving a self-described ‘Hockey Mom’ and ‘Pit Bull with Lipstick’ in charge – a person who has no real experience, believes in banning certain books from our libraries, that creationism should be taught in schools, and who has a reputation for being ruthless after gaining power. That is not a recipe for comedy, but tragedy.

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3 responses to “Matt Damon & Sarah Palin: He Must Have Read My Blog!

  1. Hi all!
    Nice site!

    Bye

  2. That’s right, put your trust in a comedian.

  3. bushgirlsgonewild

    Huh? He’s a comedian? Is this Norman Bates?

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