Sarah Palin Rewrote Alaska’s High School Musicals Without a Moose!

 

After becoming Governor of Alaska, one of Sarah Palin’s first acts in office was to make sweeping changes to the state’s education programs, particularly to their extra curricular activities, such as Drama Clubs.

Early this year, “to avoid confusion or initiating any impure thoughts,” Palin recently explained, she issued a memorandum to every high school in the state prohibiting Drama Club students from referring to themselves as ‘thespians’. 

Along with this, Palin also issued an edict requiring every high school’s drama club perform the same itinerary of popular Broadway musicals, which she personally rewrote so that they would reflect her own particular, personal, intrusive, and often meddling Christian viewpoint. 

Scheduled for next fall and spring are:

The Sound of Methuselah     (October 12th)

Non-Believing Fiddler on the Roof    (November 23rd)

My Fair Jesus      (December 25th) 

No, No, Nebuchadnezzar!     (January 15th)

Little Shop of Herod’s          (February 14th) 

Beauty and the Mark of the Beast       (March 17th) 

Oklahomo!        (April 10th)

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3 responses to “Sarah Palin Rewrote Alaska’s High School Musicals Without a Moose!

  1. Funny post!!

  2. Can’t wait to see her flub her first interview.

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