Tragedy Strikes ‘Young Republicans for John McCain and Sarah Palin’… Burp…

The McCain / Palin campaign was marked with tragedy this weekend when all 50 members of the ‘Young Republicans for John McCain and Sarah Palin’ from the University of Northern Minnesota went missing after a freak summer storm caught them by surprise while hiking.

The group set out Friday morning from the Thunder Bay Wilderness Park in northern Minnesota with former Senator Fred Thompson as their guide. Although some of the students expressed concern about the weather, Thompson—a confident Republican blowhard with no experience in the woods—assured them that the incoming cold front and blizzard would steer away from them. “Because,” Thompson sternly said, “the Baby Jesus owes me one.”

The next morning, only Thomson emerged from the woods. “I had to eat every one of them, I had to eat every one of them or I was going to die of starvation!” Thompson kept shouting.

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