Thousands of “American Flags” Condoms Found Discarded in Trash After GOP Convention.

The Republicans have hit a new low.

Friday morning, the sanitation crew at the Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport discovered thousands of used, discarded American flag-colored condoms in the men’s room trash bins. The condoms found are sold under the brand name “American Flags”, and are sometimes referred to as ‘Zachary Taylor’s’ by Republican men because that president’s nickname was ‘Old Rough and Ready’.

Reports indicate that moments after John McCain’s acceptance speech Thursday night, throngs of Republican men wearing thongs headed to the airport’s facilities where they engaged numerous ‘wide stance’ activities, including a dance called the “Larry Craig Dropped Pants Shuffle”.

Discarding of American flag motif condoms in this manner violates traditional, patriotic etiquette. Such items are to be burned after use, especially when used by Republicans, due to the likely presence of dangerous contagions.

For shame, Republicans, for shame.

The good news is that these patriotic symbols of the Republican Party were saved by a local Boy Scout troop. The boys will tie the red, white, and blue condoms to tiny sticks so that they can be distributed and waived at the McCain / Palin rally in Colorado Springs later in the week.

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7 responses to “Thousands of “American Flags” Condoms Found Discarded in Trash After GOP Convention.

  1. thebigmoneydeal

    oh my god! LMAO!

  2. What’s so funny about red white and blue condoms? I heard Palin picked some up to give ’em to her girls. Oh, that’s right, this couldn’t be true, as she has not yet told Bristol the facts of life.

  3. You scumbag pigs. You must be liberal Democrats as you lack any sort of inteligence. Come on up here to Alaska and talk that trash and you will find yourself six feet under and no one will ever know what happened to you. PIGS.

  4. bushgirlsgonewild

    wow Steve, that’s pretty tough talk for an Alaska boy. I hear you guys up there make Larry Craig look like Rambo. Save your tough guy act for your boyfriends — you don’t want a piece of me, unless it’s a piece to suck on.

  5. NY Latino Republican

    As if where you’re from really does matter how “tough” you are or not. I’m from the Bronx New York, you must be scarred Sh*tless if I ever came to you! lmao (regardless of where I’m from you’d be scarred pana)

    Stupid story…it’s not even fictionally relevant. Sad. Politics by an ignoramus.

  6. bushgirlsgonewild

    OK, Benny Blanco from The Bronx, what the hell is “scarred pana” anyway – some PR fish you serve your boyfriendS? Chain snatching, jive-ass, maricon motherfucker. Why don’t you get out of here and go snatch a purse?

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