What about Willow Palin? Does She Have a ‘Bump’ Too?

 The New Jan Brady.

 

Sarah Palin’s daughters, Bristol, 17; Willow,13; and Piper, 7, are having a difficult time adjusting to the media attention Bristol’s pregnancy has attracted, particularly the middle daughter, Willow.

 

Yesterday, when reporters were attempting to question Bristol, Willow got so exasperated at the lack of attention being paid to her that she whined, “Bristol, Bristol, Bristol!” and stomped away. She returned a few minutes later, pictured above, wearing a black wig and a pillow stuffed under the front of her dress, announcing that she has changed her name to ‘The New Jan Brady’.

 

“Yo mah peeps, don’t be tryin to get all up in my kool aid,” The New Jan Brady said, “yeah, that’s right, I let my boy hit it, so what? Yall be teenage mother hataz fo sho, an you jell-ussss!”

 

Sugarhill Records is considering signing Willow (The New Jan Brady) to a $40M recording contract.

 

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2 responses to “What about Willow Palin? Does She Have a ‘Bump’ Too?

  1. Does wind constantly whistling through your head ever give you a headaches? I’m wearing men’s underwear today, BTW.

  2. bushgirlsgonewild

    Ah, at last a Republican. I can tell you are from both your poor attempt at hilarity, your lack of attention to proper grammar, and your increased cravings for oysters since learning that they, like you, are hermaphroditic. You all taste of cheap aftershave and smell of the Minneapolis-Saint Paul International Airport men’s room. Have you ever been told that most of your actions in life as a male Republican are probably driven by your latent transsexuality? Of course you have. Why, I bet right now you’re dressed up like Sarah Palin and acting out her acceptance speech in front of a mirror. Will the lambs finally stop screaming then, Clarice?

    Ta!
    -H. Lecter

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