Sarah Palin… It’s a Family Affair…

It was revealed today how Sarah Palin won her seat as Mayor of Wasilla: looks like she got her family to vote for her. Back in 1992, in a landslide victory, she defeated her only opponent in the race, Todd Gump (the guy who mows the Wasilla K-thru-10 School’s lawn in the summer and lives off federal assistance during the winter), 12 votes to 11. The tie breaking vote was cast by her yet-unborn child, “Bear Trap”. Her other children are named Bristol, Trig, Willow, Bridge to Nowhere, and Led Zeppelin (Alaskans must like to party during those long winters).

After serving two terms as mayor, Palin stepped aside. Then Sarah’s stepmother-in-law, Feye Palin, ran for the office but lost the election to Diane Keller after Sarah Palin endorsed Keller, her cousin. Feye Palin is also Keller’s second cousin and half step-sister.

When Palin became governor in 2006, her sister was in a messy custody battle with her ex-husband, Michael Wooten. Palin put herself into the middle of the divorce and tried to have her sister’s ex-husband, who’s also Feye Palin’s half-stepson-in-law, fired from his job as a state trooper in Alaska.

According to allegations, Palin pressured Walter Monegan, the Public Safety Commissioner she appointed and who is also her husband’s half brother / half sister, to fire Wooten. Monegan refused, citing irregularity of the bowels, and was promptly fired by Palin (Sarah, not Feye). Then, Trooper Wooten, who’s also Sarah Palin’s niece from a previous marriage, filed a claim with the State of Alaska, who’s related to Sarah Palin’s nephew’s aunt. Wooten’s best friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s brother’s girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who’s going with the girl at 31 Flavor’s that it’s turned into a scandal in Alaska, and Palin is under investigation by “State Officials” (that’s not one of Palin’s children) for potentially abusing her power.

Is there a state tax incentive in Alaska to commit incest or what?

 

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4 responses to “Sarah Palin… It’s a Family Affair…

  1. Doesn’t that qualify her to become a good, Rovian Republican?

    The one thing of utmost importance to me is whether or not she intends to continue pouring billions of dollars into the war machine for Iraq. She made it clear, she’s committed to prolong this senseless warfare, which I see as a continuation of the Bush errors. Pretty face; lots of spunk, but in the end — to borrow an expression from Texas – – big hat, no cattle.

    Oh, and what’s with all the cowboy hats? There are no cowboys any more, so aren’t they just playing dress-up?

  2. bushgirlsgonewild

    Yes, she qualifies…and the way I’ve heard the expression is: “all hat, no cattle”, but it’s the same thing.

    Cowboy hats – yep. My distant ancestors wore Viking helmets, but I don’t walk around Los Angeles wearing one.

  3. Source for Keller being Palin’s cousin?

  4. bushgirlsgonewild

    Source? Try God.

    Yep, he told me in a dream.

    Just before he sent another group of our soldiers into battle. See, it’s not Bush that’s doing it – he’s just a pawn of the Lord, doing his bidding.

    (Hey, it works for her…)

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