McCain Chooses Palin Because Mayor of Brigadoon Not Available Until 2015.

The McCain campaign admitted today that Sarah Palin (or “Sarahhhhh” as McCain likes to call her when Cindy’s not around) was their second choice for the VP spot.

 

They first had their sights on Thomas McGory, the Mayor of Brigadoon, “because

you get more hands-on experience being the mayor of a mysterious, small Scottish village that appears for only one day every hundred years than you do being the mayor of Wasilla, Alaska, population 6,000…counting summer mosquitoes,” a McCain spokesperson said, “and Senator McCain has met with Mayor McGory twice.”

 

 

 

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