Miss South Carolina Teen USA Named McCain Press Secretary.

John McCain has done it again. This morning he announced that Caitlin Upton, the Miss South Carolina Teen USA contestant who thrilled average Americans with her geographical acumen in 2007, will be his Press Secretary should he win the election.

 

“My friends, Caitlin Upton has a great asset, ah, in her ability to respond to questions under pressure”, McCain waxed, “and just in case she has trouble, Joe Lieberman will be standing right behind her at all press conferences.”

 

Caitlin was to appear with the Senator at the meeting with reporters but became lost while driving to the event. It is reported that she called McCain aides and told them she thought she was in “South Africa and the like, such as.”

 

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6 responses to “Miss South Carolina Teen USA Named McCain Press Secretary.

  1. Lastofthemo'ricans

    LOL!

  2. very funny, and maybe true…

  3. Hysterical…yet scary! What if it’s true…lol

    Michelle

  4. You’ve got to see this vid:

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  6. Miss Teen South Carolina answered that question badly, but she’s still got her looks to fall back on…

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