McCain Introduces Bill to Ban Burning of Flag Pins.

 

Presumptive GOP presidential candidate John McCain announced this morning that he will introduce the most significant important-issue-diverting legislation in Republican history. Entitled ‘The Anti-Flag-Pin-Burning Amendment’, the bill makes all burning of flag pins a federal crime, unless it is still pinned to a person.

 

“My friends, if still pinned to a person”, McCain said, “it really should be handled at the state or local level. The federal government has no business intruding into people’s personal lives unless they are having gay sex or committing sodomy while wearing a flag pin.”

 

Later in the week, McCain plans on introducing the ‘Anti-Having Gay Sex or Committing Sodomy While Wearing a Flag Pin Amendment’.

 

WOW!

 

He really doesn’t care if he damages the Republican Party!

 

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