McCain Delays Attending Convention to go to Burning Man with Sarah Palin

My young friends, Rockin” Johnny McCain here to tell you that I am going to the last weekend of the Burning Man, and Sarah is going too!                                                                               

A friend of mine, Lloyd Bonifide, of Alhambra, California, a retired heating and plumbing businessman, has volunteered to drive us there in his daughter”s Winnebago. It”ll just be me, him, Sarah, and someone Lloyd says is “Peyote Buttons”. Must be an old vaudevillian. Anyway, I think it’s important to show you that I’m still a young hep-cat myself. Lloyd is brining his karaoke machine so he and I can put on a show. I”m calling it “Get-out-the-vote with Rockin McCain”. We’re gonna sing “Blue Suede Shoes” for 24 hours straight. It should gather quite a crowd, and at the end, I”ll ask you to all vote for me, “Rockin Johnny McCain!” You then have permission to applaud. No applauding will be allowed while we are singing, remember that or I”ll have to get in your face. And you don”t want me in your face, my young friends – I just may instinctively snap your neck. Nothing personal, it”s just how I roll, so listen attentively, then show your appreciation at the conclusion of our performance.

There’ll be free NyQuil shooters, but strict rationing will be observed, only one per customer.

And in the tradition of the Burning Man, Lloyd, Sarah, and I will be wearing nothing but a hell of a lot of sunscreen! Hope you can make it – be there or be square, as you kids say!

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