Senator Lindsey Graham Wanted to be First Female VP.

Senator Lindsey Graham, (R) South Carolina, long time friend and ‘confidant’ of John McCain, revealed this week on Meet The Press that he wanted to be McCain’s choice for the first female Vice President.

 

“I am really, really, really upset with John,” Graham told Tom Brokaw, “I mean, I could just scratch his eyes out right now.” Graham arrived at the Meet The Press studio in heavy make-up. “For the TV cameras,” he hissed.

 

McCain, who often refers to Sen. Graham as ’Little Jerk’, instead chose Sarah Palin, Governor of Alaska, to be the first female VP.

 

“Obviously, Lindsey was on the short list of female VPs,” McCain told the South Carolina Gayzette, “I mean, let’s face it, the Little Jerk makes Kevin Spacey’s character of Jim Williams in the movie Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil look like John Rambo, so he’s more than qualified but America isn’t ready for a ‘Southern gentleman’ like Lindsey in the White House.”

 

And from this reporter’s perspective, Graham is a bit creepy. Reminds me of Dracula’s Renfield. In Dracula, Renfield is a fly-gobbling, Scripture-quoting lunatic who acts as a haunted harbinger of Dracula”s arrival.

 

Of course, Republicans have given new meaning lately to the term ‘fly-gobbling’, but the analogy holds.

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One response to “Senator Lindsey Graham Wanted to be First Female VP.

  1. well that makes sense since graham is a woman!

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