Sarah Palin: Forrest Gump of the Last Frontier.

First, my advice to Sarah Palin: DON’T MAKE CINDY’S MISTAKE!

Senator John McCain, GOP Presidential candidate, called a press conference this morning to announce Sarah Palin, a former fisherwoman from Alaska, will be his Vice Presidential running mate.

What’s unusual about his choice, other than Palin having no experience at anything but catching rainbow trout with a large net, is the stern warning McCain gave her regarding how she should question McCain’s policies and decisions should they become elected in November.

In short, she isn’t to.

McCain made it very clear to her in front of reporters that he will not accept any “back talk”, as he put it, from her in any form whatsoever.

“My friend, my Vice President to be, let me make myself perfectly clear. There will be no insubordination on my ship, ya fallaw? My wife Cindy made that mistake once, and she subsequently ‘ran into a door’ – if you catch my drift. So unless you want to follow in her footsteps and spend a lot of time consulting with Señor Percocet Vicodin, you’d better straighten up and fly right, stay on course, and KEEP YOUR F%@$#& GOD#^%@ NOSE CLEAN, YOU F^%#*#& C&@^!”

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3 responses to “Sarah Palin: Forrest Gump of the Last Frontier.

  1. Republicans Win White House

    You are an absolute idiot and have no idea what you are talking about. She is a great pick! The Dem’s are just furious because Obama cannot and will not win with all of his flaws, inexperience and Socialist views. Biden was a horrible choice, and the women who are pissed about Hillary’s treatment will be happy to see one of the candidates treating women with respect. What a loser you are to suggest McCain is a wife beater. Get your facts right and learn something about Sarah Palin before you say her only experience is catching rainbow trout. I guess you are so qualified to make that statement because you write a shitty blog. Typical Dem– uneducated and stupid. What a joke. Focus on your candidate–the real one with no experience except for running for office and giving speeches. Your great “Teleprompter King” who falls to pieces and freezes up when his teleprompter doesn’t work. King of “UMMMMMMMMM” for 10 minutes before he can answer a question. Wow! You must be really proud of someone with ties to terrorist he calls “good friends” and nasty pastors spewing venom about GD America. Yes, you have to be really smart to want a guy like that and put down Sarah Palin and McCain. I wish Dem’s would just leave this great country, since they hate it so much and complain about it all the time. Leave and start your own Socialist Marxist Communist Country and be happy there AWAY from US!

  2. Boy, ain’t that the truth. But Ms. Squeakyclean Alaska got some skeletons in de closet.

    And she’s under official investigation. My kind of Repug VP choice.

  3. Palin has been governor for 18 months and already has her own Nixon-style firing scandal.

    She is against all of Hillary’s policies, so no Hillary supporter is going to vote for her based on not having a penis.

    Basically she’s Danielle Quayle. I listened to her try to discuss the issues once. She is totally clueless.

    McCain has proven he’s gone senile for certain.

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