Next McCain Choice: Larry Craig as Secretary of the Interior.

In an even more stunning move this morning, after selecting Sarah Palin as VP, senator John McCain announced his choice of Larry Craig as Secretary of the Interior.

McCain made the selection after running into Larry in the Men’s Room at the Minneapolis-St.Paul International Airport, where Larry was spread eagle over the Diaper Changing Station.

“Larry assures us that he’s had a lot of experience in interiors”, McCain told reporters, “and vice-versa. I’m not sure what he meant by that, but I’m sure I’ll hear about it next time I’m on the Tonight Show. Also, Larry’s obviously good at keeping secrets, even from his wife, so that’ll help this fall when we plan to secretly sell oil leases on government land to the oil companiesssss…….…oops. Please disregard that last statement, my friends.”

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