McCain’s VP Choice: Praise God! Satan Was Defeated Today!

Every True Christian knows that it is Cindy McCain, not Barak Obama, who is the Evil One, the Antichrist, the Beast. Obama is just a jive minion of the Devil.

Records reveal that Cindy (or “Sin-dee”, as she’s know to Lucifer) sold her soul to a guy she thought was dressed for Halloween (WRONG, Sin-dee!) and called himself “Señor Percocet Vicodin” for a handful of pain pills after she depleted the children’s hospital of their entire stock.

But her plans to ascend to a golden throne painted in a lovely shade of BLOOD after her blessed husband John passed away (check his neck for two small puncture wounds, Mr. Medical Examiner, if you please) were thwarted today. She, who is beautiful and terrible as the dawn, treacherous as the sea, stronger than the foundations of the Earth, was held at bay!

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