The county will put up $1.5 million to clean an oil spill in Huntington Beach, California (‘Surf City USA’) that contaminated 1.8 miles of the flood control channel in January.

Orange County Public Works on Monday released a report saying the county will look to be reimbursed by the federal Environmental Protection Agency for cleanup efforts after a petroleum spill was discovered on Jan. 22.

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Then came a post from ‘olsrfbum’: “The county should just send a detailed cost invoice to the oil company and they will pay it without a bunch of public debate.”

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My response: “BHWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!  Odds are the company will have their lawyers tell the county to sue, which will take 2 years to clear the court.

Do you know that the Exxon company has still not paid $1 in the Exxon-ValSlease oil spill?

Yes, my dear child, in the land of candy rainbows and clowns made of ice cream, companys always admit to fault.”

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-That’s all folks.

Police in the tiny village of Crivitz, Wisconsin, trespassed onto an Iraq war veteran’s property and stole his American flag, which was being flown upside town as a protest regarding a business dispute the veteran is having with the village’s seat of government. 

Flying the American flag upside down is an accepted way to signal distress, and the veteran, Vito Congine, was signaling his distress over a decision the village council’s decision to deny his restaurant a liquor license.

On the Fourth of July, the day Americans celebrate their independence from a tyrannical government (often with the aid of liquor – more irony), the village council decided his protest was not appropriate.

 Village President John Deschane, 60, an Army veteran who served in Vietnam, said many people in town believe it’s disrespectful to fly the flag upside down.

“If he wants to protest, let him protest but find a different way to do it,” Deschane said.

 Meaning what? Protest in a way that is not seen as a protest? 

Congine, a Marine veteran who served in Iraq in 2004, said he intends to keep flying the flag upside down. “It is pretty bad when I go and fight a tyrannical government somewhere else,” Congine said, “and then I come home to find it right here at my front door.”

 Amen, brother.

When contacted by this reporter, Mayor Vaughn, formally the mayor of Amity—the town made famous in the movie JAWS—had this to say: “We just don’t want that kind of element around while decent folks are trying to enjoy what we think will be a beautiful day, the beaches on Lake Superior are open and people are having a wonderful time, and “Independence Day”, as you know, means “don’t offend people in power”. And let’s be reasonable, huh? This is not the time or the place to perform some kind of a half-assed protest using the American flag… And I’m not going to stand here and see that flag being waved upside down and see that little Kintner boy spill out all over the dock again.”

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The Republicans have hit a new low.

Friday morning, the sanitation crew at the Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport discovered thousands of used, discarded American flag-colored condoms in the men’s room trash bins. The condoms found are sold under the brand name ”American Flags”, and are sometimes referred to as ‘Zachary Taylor’s’ by Republican men because that president’s nickname was ‘Old Rough and Ready’.

Reports indicate that moments after John McCain’s acceptance speech Thursday night, throngs of Republican men wearing thongs headed to the airport’s facilities where they engaged numerous ‘wide stance’ activities, including a dance called the “Larry Craig Dropped Pants Shuffle”.

Discarding of American flag motif condoms in this manner violates traditional, patriotic etiquette. Such items are to be burned after use, especially when used by Republicans, due to the likely presence of dangerous contagions.

For shame, Republicans, for shame.

The good news is that these patriotic symbols of the Republican Party were saved by a local Boy Scout troop. The boys will tie the red, white, and blue condoms to tiny sticks so that they can be distributed and waived at the McCain / Palin rally in Colorado Springs later in the week.

Make your covenant with this beautiful 3-bedroom home just as God did with the house of Israel!  Professionally landscraped yard— amenities include curbside mailbox. Sign stating “This is no longer a meth lab” included.

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“Blessed are the peacemakers” and blessed is the deal you can swing on this fabulous home—large family room, formal dining room, eat-in kitchen and den. Other features include walk-in closets and walk-through walls.

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This two story detached, freestanding home built in 1942 is a home to die for and be born-again!  It has 1.5 bedrooms, 1.2 baths and is approximately 800 sq. ft. when weather permits.

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“Like a wise man who built his house upon the rock” you’ll have lots to be thankful for in this attached townhouse with a formal dining room, community hotplate, ceiling fan, vaulted ceilings, and window treatments (screens). Priced to go faster than the saved during the Rapture!               

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 Go ahead, pass judgment on this house! By outward appearances it has a recently re-landscaped yard, retention pond / jacuzzi. Your soul will be warmed by the huge fireplace in the kitchen / bathroom.

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“He will never permit the righteous to be moved”  UNLESS they see this gorgeous 2-story detached home built in 1932 with a bedroom. Just a short walk to community bathroom.

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You won’t have to covet your neighbor’s house after you move into this dazzling .5-bedroom home! With nearly 500-sq. ft. of living space, you’ll be the envy of nonbelievers for miles around. Includes a formal dining room, breakfast nook, den/office, and clothes line. Custom cabinetry in the family room that would make the Carpenter of Bethlehem blush.

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“Be patient, therefore, brethren, until the coming of the Lord”—but don’t wait too long!—these premier homes will go fast!

Call Sarah Palin’s Fisher of Men Reality today! 666-666-666!

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Nothing else could possibly explain the rambling, bizarre resignation speech she gave a few hours ago. Well, one thing might explain it: she’s become possessed by Michael Jackson’s demons. 

If that’s the case, I predict her next official act as Governor before she resigns will be to dangle Trig over a balcony railing, refer to her husband as ‘Bubbles’, and jump the Elephant Man’s bones.

John McCain lashed out at critics of his VP pick, Sarah Palin, who have called her ’just another pretty face’.

“My friendssss, war is not pretty–unless you can make war from an airplane while wearing lipstick and a little rouge. When I went into battle, not only did I look pretty, I felt pretty. I wore 100% silk stockings–no nylon for this flyboy, and one of those bullet bras from the fifties. That way, I didn’t feel guilty about what I was doing, because I was dressed like a prom queen on every bombing misson. Some times I even flew while in heels – try landing an A-1 Skyraider on a carrier in the Gulf of Tonken in a typhoon with a garter belt riding up your butt cheeks, a broken bra strap, 4″ stiletto heels that keep slipping off the rudder pedal, and a tiara that won’t stay on straight! Let’s see Mr. big man Obama hold his war face under those conditions! I smell cheese! What day is it? You kids stay off my dog—”

He was then suddenly rushed away by ’senior advisors’ dressed as nurses.

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DETROIT – A biologist has confirmed the sighting of a ‘Republican who voted for Bush’, the small-brained but divisive animal known for its vicious attacks, about 2 weeks after the species was last seen in the state attempting to convince voters there that it knows how to “fix” things other than past elections. Polls show that voters in Michigan essentially adopted the animal as their unofficial State ”Bird” by giving the creature the middle finger.

The Republican, a member of the weasel family, grows to about 380 pounds when on pain-killers and is ferocious enough to fight off gays, children left behind, persons on Medicare, and the millions who’ve lost jobs in the past 7 years. It once ranged across the southern and mid-western United States but is now limited mostly to lobbyist fund raising parties, Bob Jones College, and Men’s Public Restrooms. In the past is was occasionally sighted at Texas Air National Guard drills, but exhibited AWOL behavior whenever drug testing was present.

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I’m afraid it’s become perfectly clear to me and a lot of other people that you’re wasting your time trying to communicate in a language you’ve never mastered and probably never will…especially now, in light of the new information we have on the republican IQ factor…and in trying to salvage your presidential “legacy’.

Ciao,

HST

Good luck cleanin’ up the mess I made – I done it on purpose! Anyway, I am about to enter what is called the “private’s sector”, meanin’ I might have to go to work for my daddy agin but he already told me to take a flying F at the moon. So I pondered where I might best eek out a livin’ and it suddenly came to me: I’m gonna work on Wall Street. So here’s your chance to get in on the ground floor of the George Dubya Bush Hedge Hog Fund. I gararntee you’ll get a return on your vestment cause I got experience with the ‘conomy and stuff. Or, I  might become a military advisory for the State of Alaska after Sarah Palin declares there interdepenacy.

-Dubya

P S – the White House pool water is treated with a special chemical what causes the water around you to turn bright red if you relieve your bladder (pee) while in the pool. Ol’ Clinton neglected to tell me that back in 2000, but I thought I’d give you a better start on your presidency than what I got.

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“I think that Santi Clause, being able to sneak into any home, includin’ the White House, is the perfect choice for this position—besides, I think we went to college together, er were in the Texas Air National Guard—I ‘m not sure, ‘cause those days is a little hazy, if you catch my drift, hehehehe,” Bush told reporters. “I thinks that if he could sneak into the White House an’ leave me lots of really neat presents in Laura’s handwritten’ each year, then he could also sneak into the home or cave—whatever—of Obama Bin Laden and finish him off with some piano wire, even though those Muslins don’t believe in no Santi Clause or Baby Jesus.”

Bush then broke out into some break-dance moves, hoping above all chances of hope that he would be not remembered as the Liar-Time President.

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OmyGawd, Mann, I’m sooooo surry you’re jaws are like wired shut and everything. I guess you did it on purpose because you think you’re too faaat and that all gummy bear diet didn’t work.

Well, you’re right, you are too fat. Everytime I see you I think, like, what a huge cow, my gwad.

So I think you should like keep your jaws wired shut for about 10 years. And then there’s that pesky foreskin that keeps growing back like a lizard’s tail. Oooo, gross. Well, I guess that’s what happens when you have your sex-change operation done by an Appalachian mountain woman.

Can I ask you something personal? What’s up with the Adam’s apple? Your attempts at hiding it with make-up remind me of that scene in Roxanne when Steve Martin tries to downplay his Cyrano schnozz with some dark shading cosmetics. Except your Adam’s apple in real life is bigger than his nose in that movie.

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Well, welcome to the National Republican Party, Sarah! You fit Reich in.

“They are a bunch of Blue Meanies!” Palin told reporters. “So I spent some money? Big F’ing deal! TOOOOOOOODD!!! MAKE THEM STOP!!! I HOPE GOD BLESSES YOU ALL WITH STOMACH CANCER!!!” 

Palin then ran away, wearing Gucci Royal Mid Heel Pumps, available at all Neocon Marcus stores, $495.00.

This morning, McCain campaigners also revealed additional items Palin spent money on:

Silk G-string underwear (for Todd): $5,000

Solid gold ice hockey goalie mask: $12,000

Electric sled-dog polisher: $26,000

Watching the Retardicans self-implode: Priceless.

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“O, I voted for ‘The Maverick’ a course,” Palin told reporters. “Funny thing is, I didn’t see him on the ballot, so I fixed that little glitch by writing ‘The Maverick’ on my ballot. You’d think that after all the times I’d told people we gotta send the Maverick to Washington, they’d a figured that out and put his name on the ballot.”

When a reporter explained to her that nicknames don’t count, she replied, “Dooh!” and tried to re-enter the voting booth but was stopped by election judges.

The voting booth she used was created for her by Louis Vuitton and cost $287,000. After the election, Palin said it will be donated as a shelter to a homeless Wasillan family.

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In addition to the 10,000 Mickey’s, exit polls show that nearly 10 million Dumbo’s will vote for John McCain, and 15 million Elmer Fudd’s for Palin.

With this sudden and surprising shift to McCain among Disney cartoon characters, John McCain immediately seized the opportunity to get them to vote: “My cartoon friends,” McCain told a rally of cardboard cutouts of Disney characters he hastily assembled for reporters, “Senator Obama is just like ‘Jafar’ in Disney’s 1992 movie, Aladdin. And he is bent on the destruction of Snow White’s all across this great country.”

Campaign ‘aides’ dressed as nurses then subdued McCain and led him away.

It is now rumored that Oliver Stone is set to direct a Disney movie about the McCain / Palin campaign tentatively titled, “An Extremely Goofy Campaign”. Sarah Palin will be portrayed by Cruella De Vil, while the part of John McCain will be played by Scrooge McDuck.

“They wore wigs and established what they called ‘free public education’,” Palin told a crowd of near-mutants. “Even people who didn’t have children had to contribute tax money to pay for the education of the community’s children—I’m not making this stuff up—and I saw it in a movie once were George Washington was writing a letter with a pen that had a big feather on it. How gay is that?”

Someone in the crowd then yelled, “Washington was a fag!”

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  “Blessed are the peacemakers” and blessed is the deal you can swing on this fabulous home—large family room, formal dining room, eat-in kitchen and den. Other features include walk-in closets and walk-through walls.

————————————————————————————————-

  This two story detached, freestanding home built in 1942 is a home to die for and be born-again!  It has 1.5 bedrooms, 1.2 baths and is approximately 800 sq. ft. when weather permits.

————————————————————————————————

  Go ahead, pass judgment on this house! By outward appearances it has a recently re-landscaped yard, retention pond / jacuzzi. Your soul will be warmed by the huge fireplace in the kitchen / bathroom.

———————————————————————————————–

“He will never permit the righteous to be moved” UNLESS they see this gorgeous 2-story detached home built in 1932 with a bedroom. Just a short walk to community bathroom.

————————————————————————————-

 You won’t have to covet your neighbor’s house after you move into this dazzling .5-bedroom home! With nearly 500-sq. ft. of living space, you’ll be the envy of nonbelievers for miles around. Includes a formal dining room, breakfast nook, den/office, and clothes line. Custom cabinetry in the family room that would make the Carpenter of Bethlehem blush.

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“Be patient, therefore, brethren, until the coming of the Lord”—but don’t wait too long!—these premier homes will go fast!

Call Sarah Palin’s Fisher of Men Reality today! 666-666-666!

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At a campaign rally this morning, Sarah Palin offered a compromise to the controversy regarding the torture of ‘War on Terror’ detainees. She proposed to add forced baptism to all U.S. DoD water boarding procedures.

 “This way, we will be learning how they plan on attacking us and saving their souls at the same time,” Palin told a cheering crowd of near-mutants. “As we make our country safer, we can also send the souls of terrorists to Heaven and thereby lessen the number of demons who’ll rise up from the depths of hell on the day of Armageddon and walk the Earth and try to eat our children’s brains.”

After Obama and Biden have won the election, and before she returns to Artic Circle anonymity, Sarah Palin will be approached by Wal-Mart to develop a fashion and accessories line based on her ‘pit-bull with lipstick’ style.

For example, unlike factory-made shoes in China, a pair of Sarah Palin’s Baby Harp Seal shoes will be hand-made and uniquely crafted—and, for an additional charge—the customer can even fly to Alaska to meet, bond with, and then club the very seal to be used in the making of their shoes. This would take place during the annual Running of the Baby Harp Seals event held each spring in Wasilla.

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