As Yul Brynner Once Asked, “Who is this Moses / Bushgirlsgonewild?!”

What others say about David (aka ‘Bushgirlsgonewild’):

“Not since reading his two ‘self-help’ books Mind Over Bladder and Hi, My Name is Barry and I’m a Homophone, have we seen such droll psychoanalytical misconceptions…His observations are both childlike and pretentious, and enough to cause the reader to start snorting Prozac.”     —Psychology Today

“The patient…obviously still has some unresolved edible issues…experiencing difficulty in determining what can and cannot be digested.”                                                                      —Excerpt from Dr. Spencer’s notes

“He was always in a class by himself—at the insistence of teachers, parents, and fellow students.”                      —Mr. Reed, David’s high school principle

“His childlike sense of wonder should have been killed and put in a formaldehyde jar years ago.”                        —Arnold Beaker, David’s 10^th grade science teacher

 “He’s not allowed in here anymore.”           —A security guard, Chicago Public Petting Zoo