Sarah Palin on Torture: Perform Water-Boarding and Forced Baptism at the Same Time.

At a campaign rally this morning, Sarah Palin offered a compromise to the controversy regarding the torture of ‘War on Terror’ detainees. She proposed to add forced baptism to all U.S. DoD water boarding procedures.

 “This way, we will be learning how they plan on attacking us and saving their souls at the same time,” Palin told a cheering crowd of near-mutants. “As we make our country safer, we can also send the souls of terrorists to Heaven and thereby lessen the number of demons who’ll rise up from the depths of hell on the day of Armageddon and walk the Earth and try to eat our children’s brains.”