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Palin Claims Obama Father of Bristol’s Baby!

October 6, 2008 · 2 Comments

“And now we’ll have to name the baby ‘Hussein’, damn it! We were going to name the baby ‘White Glory’ or ‘Pale Messiah’,” Palin told a crowd of supporters eager to be race-baited and already carrying torches.

The McCain / Palin campaign has gone increasingly negative in the remaining weeks before the election. Tomorrow, Palin is scheduled to appear before a Klan rally in eastern Tennessee to proclaim that Obama’s wife, Michele, is a witch and through a magic spell forced John McCain to crap his pants during a pancake breakfast in Des Moines, Iowa this morning.

Cindy McCain admitted that her husband has “made a few unscheduled pit-stops” during their marriage, but “never during a pancake breakfast, so it must be the work of Obama voodoo,” she concluded.

 

 

 

 

 

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  • Norman // October 13, 2008 at 5:43 pm

    You write this trash and say McCain has gone negative???? You fu***ing COWARD!!! Picking on unborn children.

  • bushgirlsgonewild // October 13, 2008 at 8:13 pm

    Bwhahhahahahaha! That’s the funniest thing I ever – wait…you’re serious?

    Yes, I “pick on unborn children”. I kick their little fetus prehensile tail whenever possible.

    Get a life.

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